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Show Jumping Jokes

For the next Olympic Equestrian contest, they are renaming the “Show Jumping” event.

They are calling it Sarah Jessica Parkour.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My wife and I were watching some Show jumping.

She looked at one of the horses and cackled, "Look at the cock on that thing!"

I said, "Don't be rude, he's probably a nice guy."

A horse walks into a bar

.. and just like that my Olympic Equestrian Show Jumping dream was over. Thanks a lot you stupid horse.

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