Honor Roll Jokes - 9 Hilarious Honor Roll Jokes

Did you hear about a Canadian honor roll student?

He gets straight eh's

Why do pirates never make honor roll?

They only get high C's.

Why can't Spongebob make the honor roll?

Because he's a C sponge!

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A Jewish kid gets kicked out of every school...

A Jewish kid gets kicked out of every school he attends.

His parents try putting him in Jewish schools. Expelled.

His parents try putting him in public school. Expelled.

His parents try putting him in Montessori schools. Expelled.

His parents try putting him in Military s...

My kids are like powdered sugar

Because they're honor roll!

What's a straight-A student's favorite type of sushi?

The Honor Roll.

Stupid joke I made up, 101: Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades?

Honor roll.

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A joke my father taught me. NSFW

Johnny was in high school. He was a star athlete, made high honor roll, and had a full ride scholarship to go to an ivy league university. He was handsome except for a small abnormality. He had lost an eye in an accident while he was a toddler. His parents were unable to afford a glass eye and opted...

The Bee Joke

Once, there was a bee who lived in a very complex bee hive. All the bees residing in this hive lived very happily with their own tasks and aspirations. However, this particular bee, named Bart, was quite special. He was an incredibly intelligent bee who matured and learned far faster than his bee pe...

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