Run Up Jokes - 6 Hilarious Run Up Jokes

Why did the cat run up the tree?

It was scared of its bark :p

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I can confidently run up 6 flights of stairs.

But 7 Flights? That's another story.

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A man is flying a plane over the Amazon, when he suddenly crashes….

But he’s ok, don’t worry. He’s staggering through the jungle when he suddenly realizes he’s surrounded by bloodthirsty savages. And he thinks, “Man, I am totally fucked.”

“No”, a voice booms out from the heavens, “You’re not fucked.”

The voice continues, “Listen to me very carefully. G...

Why do dog always run up to the door when the doorbell rings?

I mean really, it's almost never for them.

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2 girls run up to their dad and ask "how did we get our names?"

The dad says "Rose, when you where little, a rose fell on your head" and "Daisy, when you were little a daisy fell on your head". Then the dads son walks up to him and the dad says "Oh hey Brick"

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People don't approve when I run up to them in the street & try to make plaster casts of their faces.

At least that's the impression that I get.

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