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“I got my hair highlighted because I thought some strands were more important than others,”

"Mitch Hedberg"

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My dad, who is trying to learn how to use a computer, calls me to help him apply for a job online. It was one of those online applications where you can fill in the forms or just paste your resume in a box. I'm at work so, in the essence of saving time, I attempt to walk him through pasting his resu...

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