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Herbology Jokes

Why can’t Severus Snape be a herbology teacher?

He can’t keep the lilies alive.

After years I finally finished my book on herbology!

It was about thyme!

Why doesn’t Snape teach herbology?

His lily died

Literature professor: "Why can't Severus Snape be a herbology teacher?"

Student A: "Because he can't keep the Lillies alive."

Student B: "Maybe he didn't put them in the right Potter?"

Chinese herbologist

A man with an embarrassing condition walks into a bar one day, sad and depressed. He orders a shot, then another, and then another. Finally, the bartenders asks him "hey, what's wrong buddy?". The man replies "I've got this really embarrassing condition, and no doctor has ever been able to figure...

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