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Medicinal Jokes

Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritis pain...

In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support...

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I just learnt the medicinal name of

Mycoxaflopin

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Medicinal Astrology

During his routine medical check, John asked the doctor, " Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life ?"

"I doubt it", said the doctor, "Mercury is in Uranus right now."

John said, " I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."

"Neither do I", replied the doctor, "M...

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I've been using medicinal marijuana

To treat my constipation. My doctor told me to or get off the pot.

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FDA No longer allows patients to be prescribed laxatives and medicinal marijuana

Apparently you need to either , or get off the pot.

The herb with the most medicinal properties is Thyme...

It heals all wounds.

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

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