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Medicinal Jokes

Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritis pain...

In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support...

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I just learnt the medicinal name of viagra

Mycoxaflopin

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Medicinal Astrology

During his routine medical check, John asked the doctor, " Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life ?"

"I doubt it", said the doctor, "Mercury is in Uranus right now."

John said, " I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."

"Neither do I", replied the doctor, "M...

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The Queen of England is taking a tour of an American hospital when she spots a patient furiously masturbating through an open door.

Her Majesty: "What's going on here? This is absolutely appalling."

Nurse: "Actually, Your Highness, it's for medicinal purposes. This patient has a very serious condition, and if he doesn't orgasm at least once every eight hours, his testicles will swell and cause fatal clotting."

Her ...

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I've been using medicinal marijuana

To treat my constipation. My doctor told me to shit or get off the pot.

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FDA No longer allows patients to be prescribed laxatives and medicinal marijuana

Apparently you need to either shit, or get off the pot.

The herb with the most medicinal properties is Thyme...

It heals all wounds.

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!

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