Helpers Jokes - 10 Hilarious Helpers Jokes

For German-speakers: How many helpers does Weihnachtsmann have?

Elf.

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I just got a seasonal job as one of Santa's helpers! That means...

I'm a subordinate Claus.

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What do you call Santa’s helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

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Why was one of Santa's little helpers depressed?

He had low elf esteem.

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Where did Satan's little helpers go to high school?

They didn't, they were gnome-schooled.

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One of Santa's helpers and a football player on the defense together went on a rampage.

It was elf and safety gone mad.

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In North Pole, Santa broke his hip after tripping on one of his little helpers.

Said his wife: "You only have your elf to blame."

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How the Angel Came to be on Top of the Christmas Tree

There had been no snow during the entire month of November, and there
didn't appear to be coming any snow any time soon, either. The elves in
the bicycle department had been on strike since October, and there was the
possibility that the elves in the doll department might join them.
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It must be a terrible time of year for dyslexics...

Satan's little helpers are everywhere!

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Let's pretend we're Muslims

Two Christian missionaries, David and Michael, were lost in a scorching desert, dying of thirst and hunger when they saw a mosque up front.

David said: “Michael, let’s pretend we are Muslims. Otherwise, we will not get any food or water and we will die. My name will be Ahmed. What will be yo...

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