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Space Heater Jokes

A space heater...

would have to be huge.

Why did Jim buy his friend a space heater?

It was a housewarming gift!

My friend said nobody likes using space heaters.

I thought, that's such a blanket statement.

Want to know why I like space heaters?

"They make great housewarming gifts"

An uncle of mine used to throw a space heater into the pool to heat it up before he would go swimming during the colder months

Come to think of it, he only did it once

Why is space so cold?

Because we have all the space heaters down here.

How do astronauts keep warm in a vacuum?

They bring a space heater

Winter is Coming...

I just saw 2 meth heads carry a space heater out of a pawn shop.

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The computer is connected to watt?

A man calls tech support and says, "I unplugged my space heater, and then my computer just blacked out!"

Tech support: Is the power strip that your computer's plugged into still lit?

User: Yes

Tech support: What happens if you move the mouse or press a key?

User: Noth...

How did NASA decide to keep the ships warm on board?

Space heaters

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Training A Puppy

We brought home a new puppy on October 29. I told the family that the puppy has to be trained in one month. I said the family rule starting November 29 is that any piss or shit on the floor means a night outside.

Sure enough, I came home last night and found piss and shit on the floor. I knew...

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