A lawyer was confused and hassled with mathematics of a case...
... So he asked his secretary: "If I give you USD 3 million less 17.5%, how much would you take off?" Secretary: "Everything Sir! Dress, Underwear, Everything."
Otto the vampire bat came flapping in from the night- his face covered in fresh blood and settled on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Soon, all the other bats smelled the blood and hassled Otto to tell them where he got it. "Ok, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of his fellow residents behind him. Finally, he slowed down and the other bats milled around him, tongues hanging out expectantly. "Do you s...
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