A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink...

The bartender yells at him, "Hey string, we don't serve your kind here! Get the hell out!" Dejected, the string walks out if the bar, ties himself in a knot, tussles up his hair, and walks back in to order a drink again. The bartender sees him and says, "Hey, aren't you that string I just kicked out...

The Three-Legged Pig

An insurance salesman decides to make one last cold call on his country route and winds up way in the back country at the end of a dirt road. He drives up to the farm, gets out of the car with his briefcase, and walks up to the door. On his way, he glances at the fenced in area attached to the bar...

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Four nuns die and go to the Pearly Gates...

Saint Peter says he needs to ask them all a question before he lets them into heaven.

Peter turns to the first nun and asks, "have you ever been intimate with a man?"

The first nuns says, "well one time I got a little curious and I touched a man's penis with my finger." Peter says it's...

Answering the most asked canadian question

No we dont tussle bears, we tussle polar bears

Drunk Wrestler

A professional wrestler was visiting his friend in a small town,and one night they stayed little too long at the pub.Not wanting to drive,they decided t walk home.As they were crossing a farmer's field,a bull charged them.The wrestler grabbed the bull by the horns,and they went down in a snarling he...

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