Handcuffing Jokes - 5 Hilarious Handcuffing Jokes

A music teacher

A music teacher is being questioned by the police about his connection to a series of murders in the area. Eventually, they decide that he is the murderer they’ve been looking for. They ask the man, while handcuffing him, if there is anything he would like to say. He gestures with his head to a post...

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A Science-Minded Deviant

There's this scientist that loves dolphins. He loves dolphins so much, he wants to figure out a way to make them live forever. For years he slaves away in his basement laboratory, and he believes that he has found a compound that when given to dolphins, will make them live forever. The only probl...

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Three Women Die And Go To Heaven

Welcome to Heaven," Saint Peter greets them at the gate. "We only have one rule here, and that is, under no circumstances, can you step on any of our holy flowers. If you do, you will be punished for all eternity."

The women are confused, but walk through the pearly gates and find that heaven...

I pulled into a gas station

As I walked in to buy some coffee, I passed a woman who was smoking while she filled her car with gas.

I passed two police officers, while heading in and I was shaking my head about the stupidity.

When I came out, I see the woman with her arm on fire, screaming and waving it back and f...

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This is a true story:

Mmmmmmmaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn! I just left the Mobil (gas station). I pulled up to get some gas and saw two police officers looking at a woman smoking while pumping gas. I'm like really look at this shit! And the police looked like they were thinking the same thing! So I go in to pay for the gas n grab s...

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