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Abner's father wanted to see

Abner's father wanted to see if Abner was a good salesman so he gave Abner a duck with the instruction to, "Take this duck to town, sell it & bring back the money". Abner sets off & on the way to town meets a pretty girl. They talk for a while & she is cajoled into fucking Abner but only...

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