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Half Pint Jokes

An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a chemist walk into a bar.

The engineer orders a half pint,

The physicist orders 1/2 a pint,

The mathematician orders 0.5 pints,

and the Chemist orders 5.0 \* 10\^-1 pints.

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An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first one orders a pint.

The second orders a half pint.

The third orders a quarter pint.

The bartender sees where this is going, he pours them all two pints of beer and says, "you guys are dicks".

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Three Vampires Walk Into A Bar

They all sit on stools at the counter, and the bartender comes to serve them right away.


"What will it be gentlemen?"


The first Vampire asks for a half pint of blood, and after getting his, takes a sip and smiles wide, flashing his white fangs.


"What'll it be to you ...

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