Why did Amber Heard and Charlie Sheen's secret lovechild take his father's name instead of his mother's?
Because children should be sheen and not heard.
A talking frog walks into a bank
and sees his favourite teller lady, patty mack, as he approaches the counter. "I need a loan" he says, as the woman is wondering how on earth this frog is talking to her. "How are you talking to me" she asks in disbelief. The frog replies, "im the lovechild of kermit the frog and Mic...