“Air in the hands you motherstickers, This is a fuck up!”
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The Firing Squad
Four gunmen are standing in the woods, recently deputized by the new regime in the budding of a civil war. Before them, a gagged and hooded prisoner on their knees, sobbing at the edge of an empty grave. Behind them, nine already filled.
The first looks nervous. "I've been counting the prison...
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde were to be executed during a dictatorship.
Method of execution: Firing squad
The brunette was up, the gunmen readied their weapons, the captain started the countdown ... 3...2...1
The brunette exclaimed : "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
The gunmen were terrified! Fearing their impending doom at the face of such a natural phenomenon, the...
Did you hear about the attempted shooting at the 2015 Pokémon World Championship?
The gunmen tried to escape, but luckily, officers were able to catch'em all.