John took his blind date to the carnival and asked her, "What would you like to do first, Kim?" She replied, "I want to get weighed!" and they ambled over to the weight guesser...

He guessed 120 pounds and when she got on the scale, it read 117, so she won a prize.

Next, the couple went on the Ferris wheel and when the ride was over, John again asked Kim what she would like to do.

"I want to get weighed!" she said and back to the weight guesser they went.
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Studies show people who carry tactical knives with flashlights are less confident guessers.

They never take a stab in the dark.

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A guy finally gathers up his courage and asks his crush out.

She says yes, and he invites her to an amusement park. They ride the carousel, the roller coaster and the ferris wheel. Then he asks her "What do you wanna do next?" She tells him "I wanna be weighed!"

As a matter of fact, there's a weight guesser present at the park,and they go to his stand....

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Frank takes his hot blind date, Heather, to an amusement park.

Frank and Heather agree that Heather should decide on the first thing to do, then Frank, then Heather, then Frank and so on.

"What do you want to do first?" asks Frank. "I want to get weighed," replies Heather.

So Frank takes Heather to the weight guesser. "Let me guess," says the weig...

What’s the worst time to have a heart attack?

When you’re playing charades
Especially if you’re friends are bad guessers
And the game is followed by a long nap.

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A blind man is sitting down at a booth in a carnival,

A blind man is sitting down at a booth in a carnival, with a small tent and a sign. The sign reads:


"Weight guesser! You win 500$ if im wrong, I win 5$ if im right!"


A woman, intrigued, walks over and says to the man:


"Alright, sign me up! Are you really blind?...

A good joke for a date

Joe takes Kelly to a carnival on a blind date. Joe asks, "what would you like to do first?" and Kelly replies, "I want to get weighed." So they visit the weight guesser who predicts that Kelly weighs 130 pounds. Since she only weighs 110 pounds, Kelly wins a stuffed animal.
Joe asks what she wou...

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