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Greens Jokes

Doctor told me to eat more greens

Doctor: Well you should eat more greens
Me: ok

(Gets home)

Well time to dye all my burgers green

(Next check up)

Doctor: what the hell happened
Me: I went on a dye-it

Some people say that leafy greens are the best thing for colon health

But I think fiber makes a solid number two.

I hated eating my greens in school when I was a kid

They always tasted worse than the other crayons

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A Vegan King is fed up of all the greens he has eaten so far

So he decrees that anyone who can introduce a new fruit or vegetable to him will be given 1,000 gold coins. However, if they bring up a fruit or vegetable that the king is familiar with, the same produce will be shoved up their .

Excited for the prize, the common folk form a line outs...

If greens are the staples of a healthy diet...

I'm gonna need some paperclips.

My girlfriend tried to sneak leafy greens into another country on our vacation...

...I thought customs was gonna Caeser salad, but they let it romaine.

Yo momma so dumb she waits for the stop signs to turn green

She so ugly they do
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