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Green Man Jokes

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A black man, a blue man, a green man, a pink man, a red man and yellow man walk into a bar...

The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind in here. Too much Risk."

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The Little Green Man

One day there was a little green man who had just got home from his little green job.

He got to his little green door, opened it, stepped inside, hung up his little green coat and decided to run his little green bath while he drank a little cup of green tea.

As soon as his little green...

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Little green man

An Irishman walks into a bar and asks for two beers. He then pulls a small green-skinned man out of his pocket and puts him on the counter. As he's drinking one drink and the green man
is drinking the other, an Englishman down the bar who has had a few too many drinks says,

"Hey, what's ...

What do you call a huge, angry, green man that cites all his arguments from peer reviewed journals?

The credible hulk

Th little green man.

Once upon a time there was a little green man who lived in a little green house on a little green hill next to a highway. One day, a woman walked up the little green hill and along the little green path to his little green door, grasped his door knocker and knocked. But the little green man was in t...

There’s a green man

Who lives in a green a house and one day he was having a shower,when he heard a knock on the door.
So he puts on a towel and walks to the door and when he gets to the door there’s a Girl Scout selling cookies.
“Would you like a cookie, sir “said the girl “of course let me get my “ said the gre...

There lived a man who was green

Oh everything about him was green but everything around him is normal.

One evening, he came home from work and decided to take a shower. Then he heard his doorbell ring. The green man then grabbed a towel, wrap it around his waist and went to see who was at his front door.

The green ...

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The little red man joke.

The little white woman was busy baking a cake. Only as she reached around in her little white cupboards she realised she had no sugar for her little white cake. Not to be disheartened she decided to wander next door to her neighbour, the little green man, to see if he would be kind enough to lend he...

Traffic lights teach us that if you see a green man, you should start crossing the road.

So that's how I avoid environmentalists.

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A guy is driving down a long road one night.

All of a sudden a little green man jumps Infront of his car, forcing him to stop.
The little man goes up to the window and says "I'm the asshole green dwarf, give me a lime or else!" The man is flustered and says "But I don't have a lime".
The dwarf breaks his driver side mirror and runs away....

Moral of the story

There is a green man who live in his green house on a green hill and everything in his house is green.

One day, while he was taking a shower in his green bathroom, he heard his green doorbell rang. He grabbed his green towel and went down his green stairs and opened his green door.

Bef...

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A man is driving down the road.

When suddenly he sees a red man crying.He asks him "What's wrong with you?" The red man answers:"I'm a homosexual exiled from Mars and i am hungry" The man gives him a sandwitch,hops back in his car and goes further.He then saw a green man crying.He asks him again what's wrong and the green man answ...

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