Steel producers are grappling with the high price of iron...
...they say it's a terrible ore deal.
(An ore-ful joke, I know.)
It's always good to invest in grappling hooks
Their value is always going up
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A guy goes to jail and is talking on the phone to his friend.
Inmate : "So what's your plan to bust me out of this Hell hole?"
Friend : "Ok. Here it is: I'm going to swallow a bunch of rope then do something stupid to get arrested."
Inmate : "I'm listening..."
Friend: "Once I get in there, I'll go to the bathroom, poop out the rope and sne...
New Zealand Humor
(Stolen unashamedly from a comment on Quora)
Some years ago the Pope was visiting New Zealand as part of a world tour.
On a day when he had a few hours to spare he asked if he could be shown one of the famous beaches of New Zealand, so his hosts took him to a beautiful, secluded beach ...
A Family Dies in a Car Crash
The only survivor is their pet monkey. The police comes to find out what happened and as it was a dry, sunny day with no hindrances to explain the crash, they begin to interrogate the monkey.
"So, what was the boy in the back doing?" and the monkey imitates punching. "Okay, so he was hitting ...
Two cellmates in an asylum decide to escape
So they wait until midnight, when everyone is asleep, and start. They grab their bedsheets and tie them end-to-end to make a rope. Soon, though, they realize that they're on the top floor, and that they wouldn't have enough rope to climb down to the ground. Then, one of them gets an idea. He says "H...