A school district superintendent, known for his fiery temper, visits a high school one day. He becomes so annoyed with the staff's incompetence that he yells without thinking, "Half of this school's staff is unfit to work in a high school!"
Naturally, everyone stops and stares as the superintendent. "I'm sorry," he says sheepishly. "What I meant to say was that half of this school's staff is *not* unfit to work in a high school!"
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My doctor diagnosed me with incompetence and constipation...
But I really don't give a shit
A man goes to work at a grocery store.
The man isn't too bright, so they give him a job a grocer. All is going well, until a boy runs up to him and asks how much the tomatoes cost.
The man, baffled, says, "I don't know." He realizes that he just lost a customer to his incompetence. He goes to his boss for help.
His boss g...
The Paint Job
A man finds job as a road painter and the first week he paints 15km (9.3 miles) of the road his boss congratulates him for being the best employee. The next week he suddenly changes to 10 km (6.2 miles) his boss doesn't say anything but is a bit worried. The third week he only paints 5km (3.1) so h...
Lieutenant Dan has to deliver bad news.
One day, from the office of the General of the Army comes a letter for Lieutenant Dan bearing bad news. Private John's wife had passed away in a horrible car accident.
The General strongly suggested that breaking the news lightly to John would be course of action. Lieutenant Dan, with hi...
An American, a Russian, and a North Korean are sitting at a bar...
... talking about the worst thing about their country. The American laments about the incompetence and corruption of his president. The Russian goes on to detail the shame he feels living in a country that has enabled and legitimized criminals. The North Korean says "Ehhh, I can't complain"