I'll tell you this about Orchestras...

The Strings are highly strung,
The Woodwinds difficult to read,
And the Brass are always full of hot air.
I would make a joke about the Percussionists...but they don't count.

How to start an orchestra

Let's say you've got your woodwinds, strings and brass ensemble to start an orchestra.

However, you realize that you have no percussion and now your dreams of performing a Space Oydessy have been crushed.

A quick fix to not let your dreams be dreams is to buy tons of pillows.

Al...

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