In Madré Rossiya, it's illegal to manufacture storage drives with exact capacity of 1000 GigaBytes
Cause the KGB takes identity theft seriously
What do you call 1000 gigabytes of music from the 70s?
A Cher-abyte.
After his death, Steve Jobs wakes up in Hell and asks Satan, "Why am I here?"... (It's not in bad taste.)
After his death, Steve Jobs wakes up in Hell and asks Satan, "Why am I here? Certainly I've changed the world for the better through an innovative technological revolution."
"That's quite true," says Satan. "You belong 'upstairs' and I'm only borrowing you for a few days. But see, whenever ne...
Your mom is so FAT....
She can't save files larger than 4 gigabytes!
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