Megahertz Jokes - 7 Hilarious Megahertz Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pit-bull with a computer?

Not sure.....but, when it megabytes, it megahertz.

What did the tech geek say when he tripped over his computer wire?

Ow that megahertz!

What is the most painful way to be measured

In megahertz

What did the old processor say when it was thrown away?

"that megahertz"

What's the biggest pain about slow computers?

The megahertz

Mhz means one million periods per second.

That sounds like it megahertz.

What did the man say when the bass was too loud for his ears?

"That megahertz"

What did the woman get in response when she asked if his ears were okay?

100 watts

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