“So Jesus,” God said, “You said that when you saw the money-changers in the temple you…turned into a tiny crucifix?”

“No,” Jesus said, “I said I became a little cross!”

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned.

Susie said, "He was born in a manger."


Bobby said, "He threw the money changers out of the temple."


Little Johnny said, "He has a red pickup truck but he doesn't know how to drive it."


Curious, the teacher asked, "And where did you learn that, Johnny?"
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The new X Box Series or PS5 should have a CD stacker installed.

It would be a real game changer

My wife and I figured out a way to play poker with Uno cards

Total game changer

I bought a new gadget: you put venison in the top, turn the handle, and it comes out as pheasant

It's a real game changer...

I taught my young daugther to switch out the discs in my PS4 for me.

It was a real game changer.

Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone.

It could have been a real game changer.

I'm planning on making an application that randomly closes the video game you are playing and opens a different one...

It's going to be a game changer....

Startup idea: A robotic arm that automatically swaps out your NES cartridges for you.

Sure, you say it's a ludicrous idea, that it wouldn't have worked even if it was 30 years ago, the market doesn't exist, it's doomed to fail, etc.



But I'm telling you, it's gonna be a game changer.

over the weekend I've trained my wife to swap discs for me in my PS4....

what a game changer

Sony came up with a game software that switches between games in your library when it sees you are losing interest in the one you are playing

It's a game changer.

Revenge

A man goes into a store and starts looking around. He sees a washer and dryer, but there is no price listed on them. He asks the salesperson, "How much is the washer and dryer?"

"Five dollars for both of them," the sales guy says.

"Yeah right, you've got to be kidding me!" the man says...

Have you heard about the device that automatically swaps out Xbox discs for you?

It's a game changer.

My friend invented a machine that can take a disc out of a console, then put a new one in

It's a game changer

I invented a robot to remove the cartridge from my gaming console and replace it with another.

It was a game changer!

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