I started a band called 999 Megabytes

We still haven't gotten a gig.

We had a band in High School called 1023 Megabytes.

We never made it to a gig.

I named my recently formed band '999 Megabytes'

We still haven't got a gig...

What do you get when you cross a pit-bull with a computer?

Not sure.....but, when it megabytes, it megahertz.

I just downloaded Luis Suarez best moments video

It was only three megabytes

Why are computers so messy when they eat?

They take megabytes.

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