My girlfriend is a real go-getter...

Nothing’s gonna stop her. Not blindness, not stoplights...

Boss at my new job thinks I’m a real go-getter

Every morning I show up she says go get her this, go get her that...

A cheerio walks into his boss's office...

And he says to his boss, “Boss, I want to be more delicious than a plain old Cheerio.” The boss shuffles his papers around a bit, and replies. “Okay, I tell you what. If you go out and work for a year, I’ll upgrade you to a Honey Nut Cheerio.” The Cheerio thinks on it, and quickly agrees. He goes ou...

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