A football quarterback, soccer wing forward, baseball designated hitter, volleyball setter, hockey winger and cricket batsman walk into a bar...
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An Irish Setter, a Dalmatian, and a Beagle were talking
The Irish Setter says to the Beagle: "I am excited for the party next weekend." The Dalmatian says: "Me too." The Beagle says to the Setter and the Dalmatian: "You guys weren't invited." The Irish Setter and the Dalmatian both say: "What? Why not?" The Beagle says: "Probably because you ...
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Didn't like shopping there anyway
Yesterday I was at my local TESCO’ store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? On impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Winalot ...
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The American Kennel Club has recognized new dog breeds.
* Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter. Great for Christmas. * Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer. Smells like fresh mountain dog. * Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabrador. Won't stop barking. * Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere. A dog that's true til the end. * Terrier...
So an elf walks into an animal shelter...
...and, being from the North Pole, he wants a hound dog to run a transport system. This particular shelter stocks only mutts.
On the first day, the elf says, "What type of dog is that one there?" he asks, pointing to a cage. "That's a cross between a Labrador and a Poodle," responds the clerk...
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