I just found out it’s considered rude in Vietnam to eat noodles with a fork, since it’s how American GIs ate their food.
It’s a pho pas.
An American and a Soviet general are at the UN and are bragging about who has the best soldiers.
The American says: "We train our men hard; our boys march 100 miles a day in basic training". The Russian says "Da, so what? Our soldiers march 200 miles a day and double on weekends".
The American retorts "Well... when our GIs march they do it carrying 90lb packs without so much as a complai...
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A scruffy old drunk walks in to a bar...
... and says "give me a fucking pint and a whisky pal". The barman says "sure, but there's no need for the bad language though". The old fella drinks his pint down in one go and then pours the whisky in to his coats top pocket. The barman is watching this and just shakes his head thinking the guy...
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