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Garnishing Jokes

I was going to continue garnishing my food

but I ran out of thyme

The IRS is going to start garnishing my wages.

I think I'll enjoy getting a sprig of parsley in my paycheck.

What happens when a mixologist stops paying his child support.

They’d start garnishing his wages.

I got my paycheck with a lemon slice on it today...

turned out my ex-wife was garnishing my wages.

Why did the man quit his job at the organic parsley farm?

They kept garnishing his paycheck.

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