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To deal with the high price of petroleum, public transport systems are looking at alternative fuels, including grasses and herbs.

The program has had some failures, but on the bright side at least the trains run on thyme.

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A plane is spotted trying to land at Area 51.

One day at Area 51 a radar tech spots a single engine plane on final approach to the secret Air Force base. The plane touches down and is immediately surrounded by armed guards. The plane is impounded and the pilot is whisked off for questioning. The pilot claims that he had been flying from Las Veg...

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A guy fuels up his car in a gas station advertised with "Free Sex With Every Fuel Up"...

So after fueling up his car and going inside to pay the man asks the cashier, "where is my free sex?" "Well there is a catch" replies the cashier "you have to guess a number from 1-10 if you get it right then you get the free sex" so the man answers 7. "Ah so close it was 8" replies the cashier. A f...

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

The new Director of Public Transportation is obsessed with "green" fuels.

He's made all the buses run on thyme.

Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

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A black man attended a protest against fossil fuels...

And got six global warming shots in his back.

Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station?

It was an April Fuels joke.

During WW2, oil shortages forced some countries to start using organic fuels.

Mussolini made the trains run on thyme.

Millennials 20 years ago: Looting and polluting is not the way!

Millennials now: If I burn enough fossil fuels, maybe one of my random digital coins will become the preferred method of money laundering and make me rich.

Have you heard the story about the dinosaur who found love?

It hit me right in the fuels.

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