UPJOKE
medicareentrepreneurshippartnershipservice sectorinsurance agentsunited statessocial securitysep-irapovertytax deductiongovernmentunited kingdomsole trader

Self Employed Jokes

Being self employed

My boss is always threatening to kill me

What do you call a self employed individual who works with fertilizer?

An Entremanure.

I quit my job last year because my boss was an idiot. Now I’m self employed.

My boss is still an idiot.

I don't know what's more repugnant--the fact that I've been sleeping with members of my staff...

...or the fact that I'm self employed.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Imagine having with your boss's daughter.

And remembering that you are self employed.

So I was banging the boss's daughter...

Can't get fired, I'm self employed

Today at work, at my desk, my boss offered me a ...

It's okay though, I'm self employed.
1 joke is hidden here because they may not be suitable for all ages.
show them anyway

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.