I hope the Dodgers can be my pallbearers

So they can let me down...one last time.

Do you want to know my favorite Los Angeles Dodger?

O.J. Simpson

What is Donald Trump’s favorite sports team?

The Dodgers

Why did the LAPD leave the Dodger game early?

They wanted to beat the crowd.

Trump's favorite baseball team is the Yankees

Except during the draft, then it's the Dodgers.

Why is it impossible to throw a beer at Trump?

Because he's a draft dodger

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A psychiatrist and a man are touring a mental hospital to see if it would be a good fit for his brother.

They are walking down a hallway when they pass a door the man looks in. Inside there is this young man who his holding his hands up to his stomach, raising his leg and then lunges forwards in a pitching motion. "Oh! Hey! I'm practicing my pitch, I'm going to be a famous pitcher for the Los Angeles D...

What Major League Baseball team would Donald Trump play for?

The Dodgers.

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Test For a Dirty Mind

**Q1:** What's 6 inches long, has 2 nuts and makes girls fat?
> **A1:** [ Almond Joy ](#s)

**Q2:** What sticks out of a man's pajamas that you can hang a hat on?
> **A2:** [ His head ](#s)

**Q3:** What does a dog do on three legs, a man do on two legs and a woman do sittin...

After the fourth batter was hit in game seven

My wife turns to me and says, they're not very good dodgers.

Space Bar and the Robot

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini please."

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the...

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