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Foreign Policy Jokes

Trump: Foreign Policy?, if you mess with the United States

There will be hell toupee.

Donald Trump is said to have lack of foreign policy experience to be president, but in fairness, he has spent time meeting with foreign leaders around the world.

Ms. Sweden, Ms. Argentina...

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A man is walking through his local mall and sees a Mexican book store.

He decides to go in because he's never seen a Mexican bookstore before.

He browses the store before finally asking the clerk "Do you have the book on Donald Trump's foreign policy with Mexico?"

The clerk replies "Fuck you, get out, stay out!"

The man replies "Yeah, that one."

What's the difference between Donald Trump and my passport?

The passport has more foreign policy experience.

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Maybe Trump really did meet with the president of the Virgin Islands.

After all, he consults him on foreign policy.

What did turkey do on thanksgiving?

Changed its foreign policy on syria.

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