The owner of the flea circus learned from experience. He posted a sign that read: 'Dogs are not welcome. They steal the show.'
How do you build a flea circus?
You have to start from scratch.
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
He stole the show!
Cat jokes
#10
Why does a tiger tell the truth?
Because he isn't a lion.
#9
If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat?
None! They were copy cats!
#8
Why did the cat run from the tree?
Because it was...
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