A Traffic Cop pulls over a speeding vehicle: “Name please.” “Erm, it’s Johnny Wankenbrake.” “Wanking-Break?” “Yeah.” “Ok, Address?” “Well, my address is my work: Filthy Fingers Films on the Industrial Estate.” “Right, look buddy, I’m not putting that in a report, take it easy - ...
Lets face it English is a stupid language There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England
French Fries Were Not Invented In France.
We Sometimes Take English For Granted
But If We Examine Its Paradoxes We Find That:
Quicksand Takes You Down Slowly
Boxing Rings Are Square
And A Guinea Pig Is Neither From Guinea Nor Is It A Pig.
If Writers Write, H...
How is a chinese thief called?
Chinese How hot is the thief?
What Chinese cop?
That the Chinese police dogs?
Tooth imagines that dealer.
What's hut by the Chinese police dogs?
Long Fing that dealer tooth construction.
ENGLISH IS A FUNNY LANGUAGE
Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant not ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
We take English fo...
David Beckham is out shopping one day.. (Old)
He spots a tall, cylindrical silver thing. He asks a shop assistant what it is; "It's a Thermos flask, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold" replies the assistant.
So David buys it. On arriving home, Victoria asks what he's got there. "It's a Thermos flask, keeps 'ot fings 'ot an...