A WW2 vet is giving a speech at an all girl school.

He begins talking about some of the airfights he was a part of. " I was flying northbound, when a f**ker came up on my left, and another two f**kers came up on my right." The headmistress, shocked, quicky explained: "Ladies, the fokker was a german airplane." The vet replies: " Yes, but these f**ker...

One day a priest was walking on a pier when he noticed a guy in a boat fishing

He waves to the fisherman, and the fisherman asks him if he'd like to join him in the boat for a little angling. The priest enthusiastically agrees but explains that he's never fished before. The angler says he'll teach him.

On his first cast, the priest hauls in a really big fish. The fisher...

A lady goes to her priest one day...

... and tells him, "Father, I have problem. I have two female parrots that used to live in a house of ill repute, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

They say, "Hi, we're hoo-kers! Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" t...

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