An army major visits the field hospital, and speaks to some of the patients:
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the fron...
The Wire Brush
An Army officer decides to inspect soldiers recovering in one of the field hospitals he commands. He marches into one of the tents, goes up to the first private he sees and barks, "What's your affliction, private?"
Standing at attention, "Venereal warts, SIR!"
He then asks, "And what ...