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Some Russian anti-war jokes

1. "Partial mobilization" is when you are drafted in whole, and returned back in parts.

2. "Dad, why are we hauled off to the trenches?" "I don't know, son, I'm not into politics."

3. For a long time, the government told us, "if you don't like Russia, go to another country." Now they t...

What was the difference between conscription in World War One and conscription in World War Two?

The year.

War has broken out....

War has broken out and conscription is enforced. John's birthday is called and he is summoned for basic training.
Once he completes his training, he is sent straight to the front. Upon arriving, he finds out that there is a shortage of weapons.
His commanding officer tells him that it's ok, be...

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