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Fictional Character Jokes

As kids, we were gullible enough to believe in fictional characters we never see like Santa and the Easter Bunny. As adults, we know better...

Thank God.

My friends asked me what’s my favorite fictional character

I said ‘my girlfriend’.

Never argue with a fictional character

Their minds are completely made up

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I recently saw one of those animated pornos that basically makes fictional characters have sex.

This one was about a certain famous, big superhero guy in red with an 'i' on his shirt, I can't remember his name. Anyway, the film was surprisingly good and left me thinking, 'that's just fucking incredible'.

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Professor X to JK Rowling:

Professor X: "What's your power?"

JK Rowling: "I can rewrite the past of fictional characters."

Gay Professor X: "Interesting."

I like to visit the houses of fictional characters.

When I went to Prince Edward Island, I visited the house of Anne Of Green Gables.

When I went to Germany, I visited the house of Hansel and Gretel.

When I was in Rome, I visited The Vatican.

What does Harry Potter and your Soulmate have in common?

They're both fictional Characters.

Temel owes a lot of money to the local shops

Edit: Temel is a fictional character in Turkish jokes. Hope you like.

Temel owes a lot of money to the local shops. One day he wins the lottery and the locals wait for him to pay back what he owes – and maybe more. However three months down the line, Temel still hasn’t paid anything so the sh...

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Elementary, my dear Doyle

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, creator of the fictional detective Sherlock Holmes, purportedly told of a time when he climbed into a taxi in Paris.
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Before he could utter a word, the driver turned to him and asked,
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"Where can I take you, Sir Arthur?" Doyle was flabbergasted.

He ask...

A treasure chest falls down from an airplane: Mickey Mouse, Santa Claus, a corrupt politician and an honest politician all run to the place where it lands. Who gets the treasure?

The corrupt politician, because all the others are fictional characters.

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