You're a Savage Warrior. You're a barbarian. You come from a city in Iran. You're a Barbar Barbarian.
You're known for hanging around your favorite drinking establishment. You're a Barbar bar barbarian.
You get exiled. You're a barred Barbar bar barbarian.
You get a job cutting hair. You're a barred Barbar bar barbarian barber.
You are the exclusive hairstylist of a popular chil...