Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on t...
Two nuns are sitting on a park bench
Sister Carol lights a cigarette and Sister Beatrice declares: ‘That’s a filthy habit’
Sister Carol replies: ‘blame Sister Mary, she washes the bloody things’.
A poem for you guys
I call it Panties at an Old Folks Home.
Rose's are red Violet's are blue Beatrice's are green
A doctor was telling a colleague about a patient who had come in from a terrible car accident.
"They were losing a lot of blood and had to be operated on right away. The other passengers from the accident came in with them, but were mostly unharmed. As I saw to the patient, a nurse got information from the others involved in the accident, apparently a brother and sister, Augustus and Beatrice...
Two Priests decided to go to Greece on vacation
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as Priests.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach...
German Heaven and Hell
During Dante's journey through Heaven, Beatrice leads him to a circle of Heaven and tells him: "This is German heaven. You can only enter if you are guided by a German. This is why Gutenberg will guide you there". Gutenberg shows Dante German heaven – a big factory, where good Germans work hard. "If...