Fiber Optic Jokes - 6 Hilarious Fiber Optic Jokes

The Economy of fiber optics

There´s a presentation on Crypto mining on stage.

Presenter: In 15 minutes minutes we have mined, an incredible 10 bucks in gold.

Audience member Shouts: There´s more gold in Fiber optics than that.

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My friend works for the telephone company, repairing fiber optic cables. I've told him he should wear eye protection when working on lit cables, because the laser energy can cause permanent eye injury.

He said he would look into it.

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What material should you avoid using because it will make clothing too light?

fiber optics

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What do the head of marketing for Metamucil and the head of Infrastructure at AT&T have in common?

Both are in charge of fiber optics.

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"Hello, you here to talk to me about Dinosaurs?"

Answer the door and see that its a sale man from an internet service provider. They have stopped at my house ten times in the last year to tell me about the digging in my area and I decided to have some fun with them today. Here is the conversation from today:

Me: Hello, you here to talk to m...

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A Tailor Had His Eyes Replaced With Yarn Balls...

...So now he has fiber optics.

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