Ferry Boat Jokes

Because it’s always going to the Dock.

A priest and a lawyer are on a ferry boat along with a bunch of kids who are on a field trip. The ferry boat hits a rock and starts to sink. The priest and the lawyer lower a lifeboat. The lawyer jumps in, and yells, "Get in! Hurry up!"

The priest says, "What about the kids?"

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One day the monk gear that Buddah was coming to town. So he ran to town and exclaimed to buddah "I have practiced levitation meditation for 20 years and now i can walk on water." Buddah looked at the man and said " yeah, but the ferry boat is only a nickle".

And is taking a historical trip to all of the sights associated with Jesus. Finally, he reaches the Sea of Galilee, where he is planning on taking a ferry boat across the water. Once he gets up to the ticket counter, however, he is shocked to learn the outrageous price of a ticket, and has to unfort... read more