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Ferry Boat Jokes

Why does a Ferry Boat never get Sick?

Because it’s always going to the Dock.

A monk practiced levitation meditation for 20 years!

One day the monk gear that Buddah was coming to town. So he ran to town and exclaimed to buddah "I have practiced levitation meditation for 20 years and now i can walk on water." Buddah looked at the man and said " yeah, but the ferry boat is only a nickle".

A minister is vacationing through the Holy Land

And is taking a historical trip to all of the sights associated with Jesus. Finally, he reaches the Sea of Galilee, where he is planning on taking a ferry boat across the water. Once he gets up to the ticket counter, however, he is shocked to learn the outrageous price of a ticket, and has to unfort...
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