I was driving from London to Paris and got off the ferry at Calais.
I got onto the D901, when my wife called me saying "careful dear, they are saying on the news that there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road."
I said "the news is wrong honey. There are hundreds of these...
So it turns out there were these two cats
So it turns out there were these two cats, an English cat called One-Two-Three and a French cat called Un-Deux-Trois. One sunny day in Dover the two cats happened to meet and soon discovered that they had very similar names.
Being cats, they had to determine which was the better cat. They dec...
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A man walking along the beach stumbles upon a bottle...
A man who has been walking along a beach stumbles upon a bottle. He picks up the bottle and takes the cork out of it. The moment he does it, out comes a genie.
The genie looks at the man and said, >“As you have released me from my imprisonment, I offer you one wish!”
The man th...
The government have announced new measures to stop migrants from getting into England
Henceforth, Chelsea fans will be in charge of security at Calais.