Accordion to a scientific study released by the Department of Psychology at the University of British Columbia,
most people will not immediately notice if one of the words in a sentence has been replaced with a musical instrument until they've read more than three quarters of the way through it.
Did ya' hear about the bear that tried to fly from British Columbia to New York?
They wouldn't let him bring his carrion.
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