Did ya' hear about the bear that tried to fly from British Columbia to New York?

They wouldn't let him bring his carrion.


Sorry.

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A Police Officer Pulls Over An Eldery Couple

A police officer pulls over an elderly couple and says, "You were doing 120 in a 90 zone. The lady asks, "What; what did he say!?", to which her husband replies, "You were doing 120 in a 90 zone."
The officer then asks for the lady's licence and registration. The old lady asks, "What; what did he...

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