Just learned that French fashion designers are trying to develop a clothing line made from frozen water.

I SWEAR!!

Why do fashion designers never have any good ideas?

They're too clothes minded.

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Fat fashion designer has found a time machine [OC]

Thinking about how many opportunities of discovery await him, he went inside and clicked a button.

He soon found himself in ancient rome. He noticed all the plebs wearing cool ancient clothes so he quickly went to the nearest shopping centre.

Being fat himself, he asked the shopkeepe...

[NSFW] How did the fashion designer kill himself?

The Hemming Way

Did you hear about the fashion designer who was on the phone while driving and nearly got into an accident?

It was a clothes call.

What do you call a fashion designer that rejects everything?

Calvin Deklein.

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection?

Tommy Hilfigeritout

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