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Fashion Designer Jokes

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Putin and Biden are wrapping up their discussion...

Putin says: "You know, Joe. I had this dream few days ago"

Biden: "Oh, what kind of dream?"

Putin: "I saw America, in flames. Nuclear warhead crater where Capitol used to be. New York leveled. Los Angeles covered in human ash. It was Glorious, Joe. I nearly teared up..."

Biden: ...

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Fat fashion designer has found a time machine [OC]

Thinking about how many opportunities of discovery await him, he went inside and clicked a button.

He soon found himself in ancient rome. He noticed all the plebs wearing cool ancient clothes so he quickly went to the nearest shopping centre.

Being fat himself, he asked the shopkeepe...

[NSFW] How did the fashion designer kill himself?

The Hemming Way

Just learned that French fashion designers are trying to develop a clothing line made from frozen water.

I SWEAR!!

What do you call a fashion designer that rejects everything?

Calvin Deklein.

What does a Russian fashion designer call people from the United States?

A mannequin.

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Why Bilbo had to be Male

Fun fact: Bilbo Baggins had to be a male in order for the plot of The Hobbit to work. If he was instead female, everything would have fallen apart in the goblin cave. Bilbo would have gone off wandering around in the dark and dreary caverns, found the ring, and seen Gollum fishing like in the origin...

Did you hear about the fashion designer who was on the phone while driving and nearly got into an accident?

It was a clothes call.

What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection?

Tommy Hilfigeritout

Three cousins and their deaf grandma

Three cousins are sitting on the balcony with their deaf grandmother.
The first cousin says:

- Girls, I've heard that this year, gloves will be worn up to here, and she shows her wrist.

- No, I've heard that gloves will be worn up to here, says the second and shows her elbow.
...

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