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Designers Jokes

A business owner posted an ad on classifieds looking for logo designers...

The ad said: "Looking for a talented youth that can design an attractive logo. As I am a small business owner, the work is unpaid. You will be working for exposure."

A recently graduated graphic designer reads this ad. As he was unemployed and struggling to find a job, he thought that he woul...

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

What's a designers job?

Erasing signatures from documents.

Just learned that French fashion designers are trying to develop a clothing line made from frozen water.

I SWEAR!!

Why Bilbo had to be Male

Fun fact: Bilbo Baggins had to be a male in order for the plot of The Hobbit to work. If he was instead female, everything would have fallen apart in the goblin cave. Bilbo would have gone off wandering around in the dark and dreary caverns, found the ring, and seen Gollum fishing like in the origin...

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

Apart from designers, what profession is the best at making clothes?

Biologists, they work with genes all the time.

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