Family Law Jokes

Elderly couple, 102 and 98 years old respectively. And they are getting a divorce. Judge asks them why they are getting one now...


"we were waiting for the kids to die"

So I have heard you hit your wife, is that true?

**Before I marry her she was hungery and poor all the time. She now livea a much better life**

I was asking if you hit her.

**The whole community acknowdges the improvement of our household**

I didn’t ask that, I was asking... read more