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A security guard was working at a train station..

It was late and the train station was very quiet. Apart from him there was no one else in the station but one other security guard.

Half way through his shift a man came strolling into the station. Noticing the security guard he made his way over to him.

The security guard greeted the ...

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Guy is sitting at a bar.

So he's on his 7th glass of scotch and barfs oll over himself.

"What am I gonna do?" He says to the bartender, "my wife's gonna kill meh."

Bartender says, "I've got an idea but ya gotta do extly what I say."

Drunker nods.

Bartender tucks a ten in his front pocket and say...

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