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I’m going to call it ‘Carbon Dating’

Since home is where the heart is

Turns out everyone in the Kremlin has problems with Windows.

Receding Airlines

They can call it morning wood

A Foley artist.

...I'm the first person to have a Broth IRA.

...look out for BarTinder

He's going to call it Nyetflix.

But I've come to regret it, now I'm constantly in a writers block.

I'm calling it "Carbon Dating"

Yet another way they're jalapeño business.

I responded, “toucan play that game!”

to download Google chrome.

Robin dresses exclusively in bright colors because Batman doesn't want to get shot.

That's just plane nuts.

I figure if they're willing to suck on something that nasty, they'll suck just about anything.

Rubber bands

It's called Lake Flaccid.

I had a friend who was really into Cindarella and exclusively dates blonde women. Another loved snow white and is married to a woman with obsidian black hair. I was really into The Little Mermaid and that's why I am not allowed into the Fish Market anymore.

"This little bugga simulates reproduction up to 5 times a day, almost exclusively without a mate!"

A public relations professional walks into a bar and orders a glass of champagne. "What's new in your world?" the bartender asks. "We're holding a gala event to launch the newest perfume by Chanel. It's made exclusively from the purest, melted and distilled midwestern snowfall," she tells the barten... read more

I was on a business trip with the young attractive CFO of my company. We checked in at the hotel around the same time and took the elevator up together. After noticing that she was heading to the highest floor, reserved exclusively for their most frequent guests who have stayed with them for over a ... read more

I’m gonna start a business where I sell exclusively paper towels. Not by the roll, but by the square. You have to pay-per-towel

And they all look kinda weird, like totally not he cream of the crop. Like, one works at a 7-11 and talks almost exclusively about Mexicans.

And you think hey maybe I'm an upgrade for her glad she's moving up in the world. She's finally found her taste in men.

But then she leaves you.... read more

An anthropologist visits an exclusively carnivorous tribe in previously uncharted deep-jungle territory and word gets around about this strange woman who eats plants.

M'buk says to T'gru, "Have you heard about this woman who eats *plants?*"

T'gru gets this puzzled look and says "no, I'... read more

They're almost exclusively white

So I'm planning on taking advantage of the huge influx of specialty dating sites like farmers only or Christian mingle, etc... I'm starting a site exclusively for Indians. It's gonna be called, "Connect the dots."
(So who's in with me???)

When I was in college, our RA was in a frat, Alpha Chi Rho (usually Chi Rho for short.) They had this setup with some various clubs, athletes usually of some sort, because a lot of them majored in physical therapy and/or massage therapy, where they'd have the guys in the frat give therapy sessions.<... read more